Dear God, These Blogs Can Be Pretentious.

Wow. I just returned from visiting some of my neighbors and boy, let me tell you, some of them people really must think a lot of themselves. I mean, spewing your guts is one thing but doing so in Shakespearian prose borders on disturbing. All I know is if any of these people speak the way they write, I'll wager they have a lot of mirrors hanging in their house.

Monosylabics unite!